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The Shrouded Sun Offices Struck Down!

Catch" bellowed Mighty Darren of Admin as he threw a hefty Meteor at Ben the Butterfingers of Admin. Alas, his omnipresent perception was befuddled by Darren's toss, as the Meteor sailed just short of its target and slipped ominously through Ben's hands. Together they peeked through the clouds to watch the meteor fall perilously towards Valorn.

Ben, glanced angrily at Darren and muttered something about throwing like an enchanter, who quickly recanted about poor depth perception in the cosmos. The two continued to bicker, as startled Valornians watched in horror– The giant rock flew towards their land– recounting times past when meteors struck Milltown and the Dark Forest.

"If you break another window, I'm not paying for it this time," exclaimed Ben. However, the celestial stone managed to fair a bit better than that as it demolished the entire Shrouded Sun Office!

Thankfully, all of the staff was off looking for snacks when the disaster struck… all except Radney the Horoscope Columnist. The Shrouded Sun staff hopes all adventurers will take a moment of silence for poor Radney, who was ironically predicting heavy rain in his near future.

~ Cerberus

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