Cory's Plane: NO VACANCY

In the latest Valornian census, the statistics show that the number of children in Valorn are on the rise, Inn Zombies are actually on a small decline, and the suicide rate is soaring.

While the gods are quite happy to reform the soul of courageous adventurers killed in the fight with evil, no such leniency is given for those who choose to take their own lives– or trip and impale themselves upon their own swords– unless of course you're Jimmy Kitten. It seems that every few days another well known and beloved adventurer decides to take his or her life.

Although Cory simply adores the company, having grown tired of the eternal dullness of Darren and the borish antics of Ben, his plane is becoming overcrowded with new residents. They are constantly taking his copy of the Shrouded Sun before he has read it, using his personal items, and taking sips of his bedtime cider and then putting it back!

When will this madness end?! Hopefully before Cory goes upon a drunken rampage smiting Inn Zombies. So, adventurers before you decide that an untimely death is preferred, please allow Cory the courtesy of checking for vacancies.

~ Chryseis Fyre