Branishor's Gates Unlocked

The Glowing Cleric City is once again open to all

Arkanias, the overwhelmed, happened into Branishor quite by accident last night. Seeing the gate open, the brave adventurer ventured into the city only to be so taken aback as to teleport away immediately without exploring it, an action found to be quite perplexing to this paper.

However, Zelaria, beguiler and prized Sea Dweller Warrior pin-up, was awarded the special birthday gift of a free teleport to Branishor by that diamond in the sky Ben of Admin. Thus, making her the very first to explore Branishor in some time.

When asked how she met the locals of Branishor, Zelaria gave a many a kind word of the Smithy Arenso. He must have made quite an impression on the fair lady to rave so. She started, "Though not a man of many words...," and then, trailed off in her thoughts grinning.

~ Cerberus

We seek him here, we seek him there, we seek LevanFireStorm everywhere!

Thus echoes the lament in the wooden hut of Death's Bane of Valorn.

Is he battling demons? Dealing death in the mountains or, as recent rumors have led us to believe, under Dundee town hall with a certain Lady Zarina. The fair Zarina, Spiciest Vixen in the Land, has become the subject of Cleric Levanfirestorm's amorous desires, leaving the guild in consternation at the loss of their chief cleric and a certain Wake in flurries of rabid jealousy.

~ The Third Ear

Showing off the Jewels

In recent weeks, pants have been a hot topic in the gossip hotbeds of the Valorn.

In one instance, Reyco, Befuddled Clothes Wearer, made quite a din about his inability to equip a certain pair of pants.

Cerberus, the ever helpful and self-proclaimed know-it-all, continually told young Reyco, "One leg at a time, buddy." However, the confused adventurer just couldn't figure out how to tie a knot on the draw string protesting, "I'm only experienced enough for buttons!"

But, the pants' fiasco did not end there. It has been heard that Zarina, Spiciest Vixen in the Land, feeling the chilly draft under her robe attempted to talk one Noble Dragon Lancer the Powerful right out of the very pants he wore. One, can only imagine the sheer anguish this news brought to Levanfirestorm.

~ Cerberus

T'yandra's Magical Chest

T'yandra the Holy called out to all nobility in Valorn to aid her in the rescue of a lost key. Nobles from across the land proceeded to the Nobles Only room of Jeffrey's Inn in Dundee to help.

Cerberus was quick into action and set out to the wall in search of the lost key. There he found a Greedy Key Thief and beat him into submission until he relinquished the location of the key.

Sending his compadre El Sinister into the Bandit Hideout to defeat the Guard Dogs and retrieve it, Cerberus was able to return to the Inn, key in hand. This is when the real story began.

Upon his return, T'yandra was nowhere to be found, but a large chest was sitting in the center of the room undoubtedly a possession of the Holy Lady. The Noble Orion the Sly and the Noble Bigbgz stood in awe of T'yandra's magnificent chest and wondered what a wonderful booty she might possess.

Might it be gold? Perhaps fine armors? Or fine platinum-chain mail undergarments?

Orion attempted to pick the lock, but it was rusted shut. Cerberus proved much too weak or perhaps too simple a man to open it using the key.

But, when T'yandra returned, Cerberus gave her the key and she opened it to unveil her booty... a tattered spell book. She then thanked Cerberus and knighted him The Noble Cerberus Servant of Light.

~Cerberus